Three cheeks, as is he has become known, is well known for his penchant for throwing his clothes off at a moments notice, has streaked for the Chief Scout of Austria!!!
Has a habit of visiting Wales and coming home with odd shaped stones, this has been going on for many years, he claims they are for his replica Stonehenge that will be in his back garden, to date bugger all has happened in the back garden. Famously was seen with a rather phallic looking rock inserting it into a crevice on Pen Y Fan! the said rock was named by John 'the rock of gash'. Took a lead part in the dance round the virgin on the summit of Pen Y Fan and as a driver always like being asked if he wants a mint, in fact he will be offended if you don't ask him. The name 3 cheeks is surrounded by legend but if you ask the man himself he will show you how he got the name.
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